tumblr-funniest:
Pound it.
It looks like it takes him a few seconds to realise what he’s done. He’s on a one way ticket to the herp derp prison.
(Source: bit.ly, via randomness-is-epic)
commitcrimedotcom:
how about tomorrow? how about next week? how about next month? do i want to go to school next year? do you wanna go see your friends? do you want money? do you wanna stay at home all day? do you want food? do you want to tumblr all day? are you a lazy ass? Commit Crime
how about tomorrow?
how about next week?
how about next month?
do i want to go to school next year?
do you wanna go see your friends?
do you want money?
do you wanna stay at home all day?
do you want food?
do you want to tumblr all day?
are you a lazy ass?
Commit Crime
(via fyeahwizardry)
They’re all like: “IS THIS YOUR CHILD?” And you’re just like: And then they’re like: “Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!” And you’re just like:
They’re all like:
“IS THIS YOUR CHILD?”
And you’re just like:
And then they’re like:
“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”
(Source: bit.ly, via gottabe-zayn)
sofapizza:
ehh i’m sure that’s safe enough.
(Source: maryleggo, via peetaah)
Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel the creeps with their soulless dance of doom.
(via peetaah)
how you and your friends dance: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
how you and your friends dance:
Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
(Source: bit.ly)
jonwithabullet: bitch slap, homie timmmberrrrr
jonwithabullet:
bitch slap, homie
timmmberrrrr