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Jun 19th

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Robbery Fail

It looks like it takes him a few seconds to realise what he’s done. He’s on a one way ticket to the herp derp prison.

Jun 19th

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Do You Wanna Go To School?

commitcrimedotcom: how about tomorrow? how about next week? how about next month? do i want to go to school next year? do you wanna go see your friends? do you want money? do you wanna stay at home all day? do you want food? do you want to tumblr all day? are you a lazy ass? Commit Crime

Jun 19th

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That awkward moment when your parents introduce...

They’re all like: “IS THIS YOUR CHILD?” And you’re just like: And then they’re like: “Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!” And you’re just like:

Jun 19th

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Jun 18th

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When someone whispers you a good secret.

Jun 18th

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Jun 18th

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How other teens dance:

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Jun 18th

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Jun 18th

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Jun 18th

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Wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 sey iz:

Jun 18th

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Me watching a funny movie

tumblr-funniest: My mom watching the same movie: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts

Jun 18th

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BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →

tumblr-funniest: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite...

Jun 14th

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Jun 14th

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Jun 14th

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When you accidentally touch that hot person's hand

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Jun 14th

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When trying to do magic

tumblr-funniest: Expectations: Reality: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts

Jun 14th

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When someone rotates their picture upside down

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Jun 14th

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Jun 14th

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when you use an insult you saw on tumblr in real...

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Jun 14th

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Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.

tumblr-funniest: Day: Night: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts

Jun 14th

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When you ask your friend about their answers after...

tumblr-funniest: If you answered the same: If you answered differently: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts

Jun 14th

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All my friends are out getting boyfriends and I'm...

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Jun 14th

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When the loudest person in the class tells someone...

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Jun 14th

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Before & After

slutsandsex: Jaden Smith Miranda Cosgrove Jonas Brothers Jennette McCurdy Brenda Song Justin Bieber Katy Perry Dylan and Cole Sprouse Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez

Jun 2nd

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