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tumblr-funniest: Pound it.

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:06:12 -0400

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Pound it.

Robbery Fail

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 02:06:08 -0400

It looks like it takes him a few seconds to realise what he’s done. He’s on a one way ticket to the herp derp prison.

Do You Wanna Go To School?

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 01:02:07 -0400

commitcrimedotcom:

how about tomorrow?

how about next week?

how about next month?

do i want to go to school next year?

do you wanna go see your friends?

do you want money?

do you wanna stay at home all day?

do you want food?

do you want to tumblr all day?

are you a lazy ass?

Commit Crime

That awkward moment when your parents introduce you to their friends or co-workers.

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 01:02:04 -0400

They’re all like:

“IS THIS YOUR CHILD?”

And you’re just like:

And then they’re like:

“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”

And you’re just like:

sofapizza: ehh i’m sure that’s safe enough.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:43:14 -0400

sofapizza:

ehh i’m sure that’s safe enough.

When someone whispers you a good secret.

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:39:01 -0400

Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:39:00 -0400

Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel the creeps with their soulless dance of doom.

How other teens dance:

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:05:08 -0400

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how you and your friends dance:

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sofapizza: jonwithabullet: bitch slap, homie timmmberrrrr

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:05:05 -0400

sofapizza:

jonwithabullet:

bitch slap, homie

timmmberrrrr

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Sat, 18 Jun 2011 02:52:49 -0400

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Wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 sey iz:

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 00:53:03 -0400

Me watching a funny movie

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 00:36:37 -0400

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BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:22:52 -0400

BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!:

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Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
——
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem.

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putograft: kiingofhearts: It’s here! A script was made...

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:30:08 -0400

putograft:

kiingofhearts:

It’s here! A script was made for the new dash allowing you to access more features on Tumblr than ever before :D
If you want your dash to look like this;

Simply reblog + follow
http://kiingofhearts.tumblr.com
http://kiingofhearts.tumblr.com

Anyone who follows & reblogs will get the script sent in their ask :)
Feel free to ask any questions you may have about it!
Enjoy!!!! xx

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!!<3

Yay! It actually worked :D

fml i’m blog rank 27,423 hahaha :-(((( no one loves me.

HOLY SHIT O_O

hahahaha sana totoo

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Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:20:15 -0400

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When you accidentally touch that hot person's hand

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:09:12 -0400

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When trying to do magic

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:09:08 -0400

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Expectations:

Reality:

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When someone rotates their picture upside down

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:03:55 -0400

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accio-taz: asasdepapel: yourfunnybonedoesnotmakemelaugh...

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:03:53 -0400

accio-taz:

asasdepapel:

yourfunnybonedoesnotmakemelaugh:

-rorschach:

shego-:

jensenacklesappreciation:

dasbierboot:

asstonia:

CUCUMBER

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

GOD DONUT

GOD DONUT

SCREW THIS AUTO CUCUMBER

GOD DONUT

AUTO CUCUMBER

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

LMFAO

GOD DONUT. IM DYING. OMG XD

AUTO CUCUMBER, GOD DONUT. I LEGIT STOPPED BREATHING OH MY GOD.

MY CHEST IS ON FIRE AND THIS ISN’T HELPING OMG

GOD DONUT

GOD DONUT

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M COUGHING

AUTO CUCUMBER, GOD DONUT. OH MY GOD I CAN’T.

when you use an insult you saw on tumblr in real life and people look at you like you're a genius.

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:01:22 -0400

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